new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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