I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
where am i from again
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
