Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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