real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
