why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Dick very happy bro
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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