I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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