so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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