Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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