Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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