I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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