it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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