these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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