Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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