Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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