you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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