I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
