ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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