I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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