I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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