are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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