i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Randomize
