He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
