Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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