I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I had to cum in my sink.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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