Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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