I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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