i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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