quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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