oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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