Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
