i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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