Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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