Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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