Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Who wears a wallet chain?!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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