Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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