Buhtt sex?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm too high and old for this...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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