I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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