I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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