god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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