I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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