I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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