i permit you to call me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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