My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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