Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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