Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
did you just send me my own nude
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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