Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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