Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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