i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I believe in your delicious
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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