Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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