Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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