i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
