so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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