The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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