she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
