On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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