Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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