Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize