What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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