We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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