OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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