Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My vagina is officially offended.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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