who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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